Funny GNU/Linux stuff.

In this business, there's no such thing as paranoia: Someone really is out to get you. There's an equally simple solution: Trust no one.
(about giving ppl access to the root account)

There are few "religions" with followers as zealous as those of Linux. As with any religion, you can't make zealots question the perfection of their belief systems.
(... you know, I never met this guy but I feel like he knows me somehow ;)

You can always tell a Linux user--you just can't tell them much.
(No doubt the same goes for windows and Apple/Mac users. *boggle* ;)

Myth: Linux Security by default is better/worse than Windows. Want to start a fight? Go to any advocacy newsgroup, for either Windows or Linux, and agree--or disagree--with either side. Then watch the fireworks!

The above lines are freely copied/edited from an article by Ross M. Greenberg

My "If Operating Systems were airlines" collection.